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Trump's Diet ! Fat and unhealthy, So much for Michelle Obama's healthy diets for the Kids thing Huh !

Unless you are a Premium Athlete , Running a US based fuel , Eat right , preform Correctly, win ! So Say you Eat a Big Ol Bowl of Sugar Wheats & you Peter out after the First 100 meters, you still showed up to the race right ! It's just the Big Ass Gas companies wanting Your Money ! Go with...

Found On Road Dead ! In Reverse , Driver Returns on Foot !

We will be at the show this Saturday at the Dupage county fairgrounds. At 8 am. Bring a couple bucks + 5 to get in , bring your FOID card , see you all there !

Howz zabout a cold Staught beer , a cervesa you could drink with a Fork , Guinness Stought ...

I M P E A C H !

Give Her a Big Present that Goes BOOM ! No, no I'm talking about the the New Stereo system and Sub woofers ! playing Country Music !

Respect the woman ! She only wants her men to bee happy !

In all honesty if that's what you've chosen for a Powerplant then bee prepaired to void any warranty you " Had "! But doable . .

Ok all we need is a gallon of Chocolate Milk, and some pry bars , No wait .....! That's for my night out with my Gerl !

Use bubble wrap, and a Knarly helmet , Drive Fast and Take Chances , you only live once ! Make it Book Worthy !

Simply install The Cummins in You Yoda ! We could do it in a night ...?

DODGE ( Dirty Ol Dirtbag Garage Excuse) BOAT ( Bust Out Another Thousand ) cheers fellas !

Too much Junk in Da Trunk , are your rear Shocks real Squishy , Time to Go To (www.rockauto.com ) and order up some new shocks delivered right to your Door ? Zippidy Quick

93 octane + a shot of Voiding any warranty you might have and future engine problems, is a Guarantee .... It reminds me of a great song , I can't Drive 55 !

Digital Camo ! So you won't be scene ! Plus chrome won't get you home , in a crucial situation ! Just more Tickets ...... Food for thought my fine friend .... And I'm not talking about Taco's !

LineX it ! It'll be Bullet proof ! Guaranteed , and it'll Look Apocalypse Proof !

Excellente !

We go 8- 10 k , and check every other tank of gas , if you are burning oil , or are Leaking like a White House press secretary !