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It was time for an elderly gentleman to be put into a nursing home, as his grown children could no longer care for him.After a week, the children went to visit their father at the nursing home. During the visit, the father leaned to the right, and a nurse quickly came over and propped him up...

A little boy comes down to breakfast Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet", said the little boy. His mother tells him he gets no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a...

A friend recommended this beer to me. I purchased a jug at Specs for $3.50 to give it a try. If you enjoy darker beers with a bold taste similar to Shiner Bock you should give this a try. I will defiantly be buying more in the near future :~) Click Here!

A while ago a supermarket opened in Topeka , KS . It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant Thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing And you...

Old Lady Crossing the Street Click Here!

The new Royal Baby, George, has already done three of the things on my bucket list. 1. Become a billionaire 2. Met the Queen 3. Sucked Kate Middleton's ****

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat...

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Boudreaux & Thibodeaux are bungee-jumping one day. Boudreaux says to Thibodeaux, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico. They don't have it there." Thibodeaux thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they'll...

A women stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm...

Depends on the owner! If you are deeply in love with this model year and plan on keeping it for a long time and may pass it down to other family member, I would keep it... However; the money pit you spoke of is another issue because you will reach a point where you will never get any money...

Fair deal, nothing to wright home about. You should be able to order this item including shipping to your place for around $220. However; the installation may be somewhat more complex for most folks, it took every bit of a hour and 2 installers scratching their heads to get this job out the...

Jacob, age 92 and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The...

Rooster The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky. Wherever I go, Chucky goes.” I’m sorry sir," said the ticket agent, "we can't allow animals in the theatre." The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket...

Cutten Customs in Houston TX. $250 installed Click Here!

Just got my AMP Reserch BidXTender HD All I can say it is AWESOME! Highly recommend...:thumbsup:

Barack and Michelle are at the White Sox baseball game, sitting in the first row with the Secret Service seated directly behind them. One of the Secret Service agents leans forward and says something to the President. Barack stares at the agent, looks at Michelle, looks back at...

"Morris Schwartz is on his death bed, knows the end is near, is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons." "So", he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses." "Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza." "Hymie, I want you to take...

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Walmart One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him,"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at WalMart. Just give it a urine sample and...