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The 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season...

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey jumps all around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball...

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the...

Three dogs - a Doberman, a Boxer and a Labrador - are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office, when they strike up a conversation. The Doberman turns to the Boxer and says, "So, why are you here?" The Boxer replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything - the sofa, the cat and the...

Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, "Oh Jack, give me a pint o'the brandy." Sister Mary Katherine," exclaimed Jack, " I could never do that! I have never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!" "Oh Jack, she...

I know quite a bit of jokes and thought a "Joke Thread" would be way to for everyone to share some funny stories. _______________________________________________________________ A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the bench. After the...

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Does anyone here have a recommendation on the best bed extender to purchase for the short 5 foot length? Click Here!

Exactly my thought as well...stopped using a watch; however, I have and few nice ones from the old days.

No way, it can wait for me!

I went with the Undercover SE... Click Here!

Welcome aboard, :thumbsup:

Okay! :unsure:

That is a good price and a great looking cover...

Welcome to the forum, look forward to hearing from your experience...

Your TACO looks fine as is... :thumbup: Change the name if it suits you and don't do what I did on my last truck. Put over 7K in modes and the vehicle was only worth $4,500 after 14 years on KBB. Resale prices do not care about after market products that were added. So if you go this route...

That look works for me! What the price and weight over stock? :thumbsup:

Stock radio not JBL. Volume on FM station appears normal; however, when switching to AM mode; volume goes down around 1/2 the sound. Is this normal?

We have been having drought conditions here in the Houston area; however, that is suppose to change quite a bit today and tomorrow. Hope we do not get near what Colorado got.

I just use my smart phone with a suction cup holder and a phone inlet charger. :yes: