How to go about asking a female on a date

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by MGMTacoLover, Mar 13, 2013.

  1. OR17TRD

    OR17TRD Well-Known Member

    Guy: Excuse me

    Girl: What!

    Guy: My friend over there is a little embarrassed.

    Girl: Why?

    Guy: He wants your phone number.

    Girl: Why?

    Guy: He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning.
     
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  3. texasred

    texasred Well-Known Member

    Did you fall from heaven?

    ‘Cause your face is all ****ed up.



    Wait......never mind.
     
  4. pondman

    pondman Well-Known Member

    Hey Gerl , I'm an Asswipe , with No Freakin Idea how to Talk to a Lady ...
    Great Military men don't have that kind of problem... IMG_20180824_130655153.jpeg
     
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  5. Bogunn

    Bogunn Well-Known Member

    What are you talking about? And what is the pic for?
     
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  6. pondman

    pondman Well-Known Member

    My 5 ton WWll personel carrier project, real men Don't drink beer ! We Slug Down 120 weight Gear lube ! For snacks And hug our wives in public ....
     
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  7. Bogunn

    Bogunn Well-Known Member

    Good to go
     
  8. kp.taco

    kp.taco Well-Known Member

    Smh
     
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  9. lcarrasco212

    lcarrasco212 Well-Known Member

    Will you go out with me?
    Smile for yes
    Bark really loud like a chihuahua for no
     
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  10. pondman

    pondman Well-Known Member

    How to get to where you want to be ... At less than 50 mph , but I still give my beautiful wife and talented kids the love and respect they rightfully Deserve...
    It's not about how big and loud , it's about .... Shhhh.....
     
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  11. whippersnapper02

    whippersnapper02 Negative Nancy

    I definitely need to ask this Starbucks Barista out. Not sure why I have no balls when it comes to women.
     
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  12. pondman

    pondman Well-Known Member

    She knows Caribou is better coffee ... Or Green Tea ...
     
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  13. lcarrasco212

    lcarrasco212 Well-Known Member

    Just say “I’ve been thinking about you latte”
     
  14. Bogunn

    Bogunn Well-Known Member

    Haha. That’ll do it
     
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  15. Bogunn

    Bogunn Well-Known Member

    Just say “I’m Nancy, do you wanna ride in my GTO?”
     
  16. whippersnapper02

    whippersnapper02 Negative Nancy

    Bahahahahahaha!!!!

    I think she's younger so she probably won't know what Pontiac was.
     
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  17. Bogunn

    Bogunn Well-Known Member

    Dang. Junior high?!? Pontiac has only been gone since 2010.
     
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  18. whippersnapper02

    whippersnapper02 Negative Nancy

    If I were to guess I'd say she's about 25.
     
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  19. Bogunn

    Bogunn Well-Known Member

    That’s not bad. Just ask her out man. The worst she can do is say no.
     
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  20. lcarrasco212

    lcarrasco212 Well-Known Member

    She’ll drop her panties as soon as she hears GTO with 6.0 and 3 pedals
     
  21. Bogunn

    Bogunn Well-Known Member


    Maybe so. Heck you’d probably drop your droors if Nancy would let you drive it. Lol!
     
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