The BS Thread To Rule Them All!!!

Twas the day after Christmas and all through tha house, not a creature was stirring except for me and my spouse. The stockings were ripped from the chimney with flair, in Hope's that the Endust soon would be there.
The children were all in their rooms testing their video game tactic, while I sweat my a$$ off stuffing decorations back up in tha attic.

And mamma with her Swiffer and I with my chipper anxious to make short work of this years yule tide connifer.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, the wifey ran to see what was the matter.

Away the E.R. we fly like a cat with its a$$ on fire. Me holding my bloddy stump saying, "I gotta drink more and blame this on Trump!'
 
Scott Wyman said:
Twas the day after Christmas and all through tha house, not a creature was stirring except for me and my spouse. The stockings were ripped from the chimney with flair, in Hope's that the Endust soon would be there.
The children were all in their rooms testing their video game tactic, while I sweat my a$$ off stuffing decorations back up in tha attic.

And mamma with her Swiffer and I with my chipper anxious to make short work of this years yule tide connifer.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, the wifey ran to see what was the matter.

Away the E.R. we fly like a cat with its a$$ on fire. Me holding my bloddy stump saying, "I gotta drink more and blame this on Trump!'
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That's awesome!
 
Crawdad said:
Looks like it was a rough ride down.... the trail is only about 15 yards from the top of that rock face... pretty sure they didn't cross the creek right there... haha
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LOL.....helluva ride down.......hang on!
Crawdad said:
I feel the need to go put a Halloween skeleton in that car now..... [emoji848][emoji848][emoji848][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]
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LMAO.......that'd be funny!
 
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