The BS Thread To Rule Them All!!!

Blah, blah, blah, yeah more worthless bs that I'm sure everyone has experienced buying a car at one time or another.. My answer is stick to hunting hogs.
 
Film crew just packed up, and left after being here all morning. Geez, did I look like complete dork when I was told how to stand, and where, then what to say after I was mic'd up. Classic case of stage fright in front of the camera, and bright lights....was a cloudy overcast morning. Their going to title it barn find, and will call me before its going to be aired. The motorcycle collector says he's going to put his own version on YouTube next week. It took all four of us to push that beast from my shed a couple hundred feet away into their trailer parked along side the road. Helped once I aired up the tires.:oops:
 
took a nasty slip whilst cleaning the massive dirt from the front porch
slippery when wet
my spine broke the fall on the corner of the ledge
landed square in the middle section of spine
a very large deep lump formed, no bruising on outer skin
no redness
put ice pack and leaned back onit multi occasions
no noticeable nervous system complications as of yet
can definitely feel the bump whilst behind the wheel
no paralysis yet
dangerous AF
good thing I did not hit my head on that corner or I may have needid to seek medical help for internal brain bleeding or worse
 
took a nasty slip whilst cleaning the massive dirt from the front porch
slippery when wet
my spine broke the fall on the corner of the ledge
landed square in the middle section of spine
a very large deep lump formed, no bruising on outer skin
no redness
put ice pack and leaned back onit multi occasions
no noticeable nervous system complications as of yet
can definitely feel the bump whilst behind the wheel
no paralysis yet
dangerous AF
good thing I did not hit my head on that corner or I may have needid to seek medical help for internal brain bleeding or worse
Awe, you'll be fine ....you probably should have landed on your head....but then again, that could have damaged the porch. Too much weed, and booze is a no no.
 
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