Having just turned 61, I can say sincerely:
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!
[emoji16]
You didn't find that hair I lost in a tube of ointment, did you? If you have the ouchies, get a bottle of Dickinsons witch hazel, some 4 inch soft cotton bandage pads. Dampen the pad, fold in half and tuck. Take a nap and remove. THAT IS ALL THAT IS IN THE PREP-H PADS, oh, there is a scent of some kind I can't recall the name of, and some preservative which is no good for you. The with hazel has to be DICKINSONS. It does make a difference.
Believe it or not, the brand name IS better than the copies. Damn shame what they charge for a tube. We used to make it 1100 gallons at a time. If you got some before they put the clove oil in it (that is that smell in the ointment that you just can't place) it made THE BEST hand cream for severely cracked hands. You can use the end product, but there is the smell to contend with, which washes off.
Take a shower, dry off, get two of those thin cotton gloves, like inspector gloves, the ones you can see thru. Put a dime size ball of Prep H in your palm, rub your hands together and then work the ointment into everywhere on your hands, pay special attention to the fingers. Slip the cotton gloves on and to to sleep. The gloves keep the heat in and lets the ointment soak in your hands. The next morning throw the gloves away and wash hands with Dove bar soap. I guess that liquid Dove body was would work. In two days the bloody cracks are closed and just a thick area on your skin.
Beats udder balm, corn huskers lotion and all the rest.
Oh, and it WILL remove under eye bags. A smear under each eye, rub in gently and wash off in the morning. All the women at work used it.