How to go about asking a female on a date

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by MGMTacoLover, Mar 13, 2013.

  1. mcklovin77

    mcklovin77 Well-Known Member

    Yep, but I married a dumb one, She was a winner, she dropped out of the 9th grade, she still doesnt have a drivers license and shes 36. She became one of those work only 25hrs a week @9$ hr collect foodstamps and child support mamma's(bum)
     
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  3. Joisey

    Joisey Well-Known Member

    No, it is not. Full disclosure on both sides, so everyone knows the others savings and debts. What the spouse chooses to take from you is up to them. If there were lawyers, there was full disclosure/
     
  4. soap94

    soap94 Member

    Be confident, and remember, there is nothing bad in it. The most important thing is how she is going to act during the date. And of course, what she is going to wear. For example, if she has ponytail - it is a bad sign. If she is wearing something sexy, something like this - click. Then my friend, chances for success are higher.
     
  5. Joisey

    Joisey Well-Known Member

    Rule #1 NEVER stick your d*ck in crazy.
     
  6. Crawdad

    Crawdad Well-Known Member

    +1

    Prob the best advice on this thread yet... haha
     
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  7. Bojangles

    Bojangles Well-Known Member

    Wrong, sometimes ponytails just mean they are well prepared for after dinner adult activities.
    As a "professional poker player" you should be able to read people better.
     
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  8. mcklovin77

    mcklovin77 Well-Known Member

    Make sure you sign a non harrassment/assault contract before you go on a date. You never know what could happen these days. You can kiss a woman and she yells rape and your in deep doo doo. Stay single! Lol
     
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  9. Joisey

    Joisey Well-Known Member

    I find that slowly licking my eyebrows is an ideal icebreaker.
     
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  10. Bojangles

    Bojangles Well-Known Member

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  11. Joisey

    Joisey Well-Known Member

    Ponytails are OK, but pigtails are like having power steering.
     
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  12. Bojangles

    Bojangles Well-Known Member

    :cool:
     
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  13. Bogunn

    Bogunn Well-Known Member

    Sounds like you’ve had some interesting dates...... and time in jail. Lol
     
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  14. Bogunn

    Bogunn Well-Known Member

    Haha!
     
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  15. mcklovin77

    mcklovin77 Well-Known Member

    No jail for me, but interesting dates, Yes. I just dont have time for dating anyone. I'm pretty stingy with my time(Truck driver) and two daughters. I just prefer the single life till my youngest is finally grown and on her own. As soon as shes out. My next purchase will be A new Corvette or Mustang Cobra. That will be during my midlife crisis or during my 2nd childhood phase. Lol. That's why I'm single lol
     
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  16. Bogunn

    Bogunn Well-Known Member

    I heard that.
     
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  17. B-Man

    B-Man Well-Known Member

    Speaking of mid-life crisis.......I'm on my 3rd.........more to come I'm sure! LOL
     
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  18. mcklovin77

    mcklovin77 Well-Known Member

    If I make it to a 3rd mid life crisis, lol
     
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  19. B-Man

    B-Man Well-Known Member

    You'll make it......and enjoy it! LOL
     

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