Was out in my backyard picking fresh blueberries to make some blueberry muffins for lunch, when I got a visit from mr black bear, wearing 2 red ear tags, and a collar with a transmitter that wanted them berries to. I went over to my shed, and pulled out my trusty wrist rocket sling shot. I did a 10 yard stare down saying ''bear, do you feel lucky, well, do ya punk?'' We stared each other down for almost minute before bear conceded ''you win,'' and then went stage left heading in the bird ladies yard next door. Wife, and other neighbor that watched the whole thing thought I had a screw loose to mess with a 300 lb+ bear.